The internet hates us.
Important facts about me are hidden here.
- I have too much time on my hands.
- Coding is my second favorite thing to do.
- Once, I fell off a ski lift.
- Half-fingered gloves make my hands warm at the computer.
- One time I was rep-remanded for low sales figures by a man pissing next to a dumpster.
- I prefer
Guinness,Murphy's, all stout beer. - My cats name is Boris, and my phone's name is "mister phone".
- I own a motorcycle.